# A Very Patriotic Pageant!: Book & Online PDF/Audio

- **Brand:** Alfred Music
- **Price:** $74.99
- **Catalog:** alfred
- **Retailer:** alfred
- **Product URL:** https://go.cosimo.shop/r/gAAAAABqjH1JFmNYYv3_S0x3HOxoulrGGg0hkHWpERj97xJBKVjkmlkxrN6p86MSictezFj7yWJ0vgR4Iou5PLzGFa2D-ujJ91hz6u37-KdZmB0J6B3pXKEN8vod6clVaH4ASEbLCFzmuiayN8Y9nWEl4WXyubSl8pR9a5SdAcarpCK53N7PHKEpj5RYd2o6NbwjSWJKGupF1eeoODXxJoPbRpMFwCKD5rvGm0rz6MDJV3gv-uKVBQ-IFJIdjrlJc-Ir4uNFZeUUEGwdL7FN3zDbG9IZv60ptoU475RyObOTmmKNkwV7sX8rjxRbWe6tZSqn_J9UHQoam3BknOjIYSHI0aWcTLfWS3QzHOkkV6E4dUVw862QyLyrutT7n-747KxArwUezORqN1n0RvBX83ua_ofdj4HSUB-sPu9SryPZWFpHNWN7tHumHu1eeEgMUy1d3bwUFCNT
- **GTIN:** 9781470670870
- **Availability:** In stock

## Summary

A patriotic variety show collection featuring songs and sketches to celebrate America, including a physical book and online PDF/audio access.

## Description

Comical scenes and silly sendups alternate with a festive array of flag-waving songs to create the ultimate patriotic variety show! Highlights include Benjamin Franklin advocating for the turkey as our national bird, Betsy Ross's five-pointed stars, several shoutouts to the Liberty Bell that'll crack you up, plus a plethora of monumental dad jokes delivered by the four Mount Rushmore presidents. Cast up to 32 speaking roles and as many singers as your stage allows. The best part of all is a sincere tribute to active military and veterans in your audience. It's 35 minutes of lighthearted fun and respectful ridiculousness all rolled into one. Program on any red-white-and-blue holiday, or at any time of year! Production notes and choreography included. Recommended for grades three and up.

## Variants

- **In stock:** 1 of 1

| SKU | Availability |
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| 00-51249 | In stock |

## Categories

- **Categories:** Shipped

## Additional Attributes

- **handle:** a-very-patriotic-pageant-00-51249
- **weight:** 0.45
- **barcode:** 9781470670870
- **created at:** 2025-12-20T13:59:58-08:00
- **updated at:** 2026-08-03T23:57:31-07:00
- **variant sku:** 00-51249
- **weight unit:** lb
- **product type:** Shipped
- **published at:** 2026-08-03T20:03:23-07:00
- **published scope:** global
- **requires shipping:** true
- **inventory management:** shopify

## Enrichment

- **Type:** sheet music
- **Type Synonyms:** musical score, songbook, script
- **Tags:** patriotic, educational, children's music, variety show
- **Category Path:** Media > Sheet Music
- **Music genre:** Comedy, Humor
- **Canonical Brand:** Alfred Music

## Images

- ![Image 1](https://cdn.octogen.ai/9b2a64a810fa62ecdf8db63b242cdf34/847ff21938548fe5f30aa093ca0ec8d2.webp)

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