A mini trench, slightly oversized, like I borrowed it and maybe shouldn’t have. Collar that doesn’t judge. Epaulettes buttoned up for secret agent vibes, belt to cinch or just toss over my shoulder when I’m romanticising, which is often. Cuffs adjust because sleeves shouldn’t hold you back. Pockets for tiny treasures, or whatever you pick up on the way home. Gin flap, storm shield, classic trench, even when life’s not.