# Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Canvas Tote Bag

- **Brand:** Ornamentally You
- **Price:** $23.00
- **Catalog:** ashleystewart
- **Retailer:** ashleystewart
- **Product URL:** https://go.cosimo.shop/r/gAAAAABq9fzmnFQ5b8En84KN4p2dET43GMA-wED-iBfI9yekC_naI7vyrGyNBIPbGkyqti87AbKiMvCntMmGy6FhzSSfDWYCd1-jN8_UnESl4JgFgukOEpOSSqrgNjF5FMnFoJS8Ek7ZJIZT2rf27JvqJDnxja_umWLcE7rhqlDyNBnhhbp_8YkPnddh0CGuVQlKAZnsNh73uW5ryOkwrrUSRWonI8bTMuvT8UdCCzvd1UzRkU3Z_CHmhv2D09gbu2kI1mK9TRR3_eU8YrmuoppRM8T5LvB_CO5BvzlcnfBUu-2jG7UaElWMVw0fPlmgHHTjxpi36DupTk2vUnL46LS38Y-_EwVP_lycHADBgsqfH6R4Hc0T9R9sZVBvQmD0l5UoKVcQGqqHut2aPF81rAWSbYDwQyvi-9dl4XW3HZaYovmnsaJcfqOsn2LxilVciBTQsDOoTMDkhL5mB5JlYTlAKO1Ayvtfs92vFlVvwy2WOUozA4Qj0nZwbc8In1VOvbE-yfQvHzRxCi-yhN2r_CSgVgFoi1pnDc9Rwzc0q4rCcj9d0kDjRzbRWMKDybPUxP5XYz9z08dXCHa6fa6mceRYUYHrqe3DCA==
- **GTIN:** 693635216290
- **Availability:** In stock

## Summary

A white canvas tote bag featuring a retro comic-style graphic of a woman calling for a UFO abduction with the sarcastic text 'BEAM ME UP THIS PLACE SUCKS!'

## Description

Make a bold statement with this funny canvas tote bag featuring a sarcastic UFO meme and retro comic-style alien abduction artwork. Perfect for fans of cynical humor, sci-fi jokes, and meme culture, this reusable tote bag is both practical and expressive. Crafted from durable canvas, it’s ideal for grocery runs, book hauling, or everyday shopping while showing off your love for quirky alien humor and anti-establishment vibes. A must-have eco-friendly shopper for anyone who enjoys ironic gifts, space humor, and vintage-inspired designs with attitude.   **Please Note: All Sales Are Final. No Refunds Or Exchanges.**

## Appearance

- **Colors:** White, White Black, White / Blue
- **Sizes:** N/S (per-size availability under Variants)

## Variants

- **In stock:** 3 of 3
- **Available:** White, White Black, White / Blue
- **Size (all variants):** N/S

| Color | SKU | Availability |
| --- | --- | --- |
| White | 46042762182700 | In stock |
| White Black | 46042762215468 | In stock |
| White / Blue | 46042762248236 | In stock |

## Categories

- **Categories:** Growth Initiatives

## Additional Attributes

- **sku:** 070-TOTE1050
- **tags:** aftersell-exclusions, alien humor, all-clothing-accessories, canvas tote, Convictional, Cynical humor, Family Gift, funny tote, gifts-for-her, MD-totes, md_drop, meme gift, new_modern_drop_sync, no-bopis, no_returns, OrnamentallyYou, promotion-exclusions, Retro comic, reusable bag, reusable tote, Sarcastic Gift, Sci Fi, shopping bag, tote bag, TOTE1050-WHITE, TOTE1050-WHITE-BLK-HNDL, TOTE1050-WHITE-BLU-HNDL, UFO meme
- **vendor:** OrnamentallyYou
- **product type:** Growth Initiatives
- **web exclusive:** Online Exclusive
- **shopify handle:** ufo-meme-beam-me-up-this-place-sucks-canvas-tote-bag-cynical-woman-alien-abduction-retro-comic-gift-shopper-696662b4d1c7b386a3acae60

## Enrichment

- **Type:** tote bag
- **Type Synonyms:** shopper bag, canvas bag, shoulder bag
- **Gender:** unisex
- **Age Groups:** adult
- **Tags:** canvas, graphic print, comic style, ufo illustration, sarcastic text, double handle, reusable
- **Styles:** casual, quirky, retro
- **Colors:** black, blue, white
- **Color Families:** Black, Blue, White
- **Category Path:** Apparel & Accessories > Bags > Totes & Shoppers > Tote Bags
- **Bag Shape:** Rectangle
- **Bag closure type:** Open Top
- **Bag/Case material:** Canvas
- **Carry options:** Handle, Shoulder Strap
- **Graphic Type:** Character / Pop Culture, Photo Print / Art, Text / Slogan Print
- **Pattern:** Art, Characters, Text
- **Canonical Brand:** Ornamentally You

## Images

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