Introducing the Chubbies® The World'S Grayest 8" (Everywear Performance Shorts)! Go everywhere and do anything in the most versatile shorts yet. Close your eyes. Now picture the perfect short. Is it water-resistant, durable, sweat-proof, and perfect for a range of activities? Keep those eyes closed... do they have a zippered back pocket large enough for your phone, plus a sneaky side zipper pocket? Now open your eyes and experience The Everywear Short.